Why can’t we be in NYC?
Like they say, a picture is worth 1,000 words. While I take the lazy approach, you look at the picture below.
Print out and carry with you nightly.
Viper Room staff circa 1954. The plumes are the shit.
It is impossible to fold a piece of paper in half more than 8 times… even receipt paper. Trust us, we just tried. If we had paper that was 20 ft long, we would try, and still fail.
Try to prove us wrong.